Best Business Card Ever

Sonny Frazee, famous for his section titled Sonny's Sentence long ago in college decided to make himself a business card.  It still stands out as the best card i have ever seen.  I believe he had a thousand printed out and spent an entire weekend giving them out to every girl he saw.  The picture below displays his card.  I believe Bryan Licata still holds on to it waiting for the perfect time to claim his prize.