NEW NBA RULE

I feel there should be a rule that NBA players before having the option to play for a team that pays them the most or that they truly love, they should be forced to play on teams where the either fit in the best or look the most like the mascot.  

This is a way to ensure that Brian Scalabrine will always stay on the Celtics bench and we can also send Bosh back to Canada.  Please feel free to post more examples as I am completely hungover and cannot think properly.