Statistics About Hashtags

A study has recently been conducted. It seems 9 out of 10 men who find people whom hashtag to be attractive, leave their partners. Test subjects have ranged from college students, Christian conservatives, senior citizens and gay couples. All from short term dating to one couple who have been married for 22 years and have 3 children.


This research has lead many to believe that men and woman that consistently use hashtag’s in improper and useless contexts are destined for a life of disappointment and solitude.


-Anonymous Doctor from Accredited University