08-31-11 Huricane Irene flooded NJ, but everyone was happy they could still cut people off in their boats.
08-30-11 If I do not get my election committee together in time, I am going to have to change my twitter handle from sonny_2012 to sonny_2016 before it's nabbed up.
08-29-11 Before the hurricane, I never skipped pebbles on my floor!
08-28-11 Slap some sails on that bitch and make it a boat.
08-27-11 Lil puppy dog with buck teeth.
08-26-11 Tornados are really stepping their game up.
08-25-11 Thick shakes!
08-24-11 To be taken serious at work use the word "shall".
08-23-11 I fell down the stars, I am going to take a nap, and then call some hospitals.
08-22-11 Above ground pools are for poor people.
08-21-11 If you are zoning out and someone asks you what you think, say "Double it"
08-20-11 How do they make baby carrots?
08-19-11 Whichever my friends gets a laser first, that is my best friend.
08-18-11 I sure talk a lot about the moon.
08-17-11 Using a key to mark ones vehicle with your name is a sign of love and beauty.
08-16-11 I bet no one cares if you steal dvd's these days.
08-15-11 How many chrome skulls are on your guitar?
08-14-11 I cannot imagine what movie people will charge for 5d films.
08-13-11 Recycle, instead of a towel use newspapers you find outside.
08-12-11 Promotional cigarrettes.
08-11-11 If you said you were going to give someone the finger and gave them a hotdog, you are doing it wrong.
08-10-11 Actions speak louder than words, like the action of yelling.
08-09-11 My landlord bought a bunch of boomboxes with my deposit.
08-08-11 Point is I am the center of this world, and I do not care, so do what you want.
08-07-11 There is a race of people in the inner core of the moon, that I am racist against.
08-06-11 Ever since Vitamin Water, I only drink Reverse Osmosis Water.
08-05-11 I like the protective grease film that forms on my skin after not showering for one hour.
08-04-11 Before urbandictionary.com I did not understand one MF Doom album.
08-03-11 I recently got a wisdom tooth out, and right after I ate popcorn, I am writing a movie about this event, it's called, "Blood Everywhere"
08-02-11 I've made my way on to a lot of wedding waitlists.
08-01-11 Does being a gynecologist take formal training?