03-31-11 These sentences are written on Notepad.exe
03-30-11 Next time someone crosses me, I am going to get so worked up and ejaculate with, "I swear to God, if you do not stop, I am going to smack the poop out of your butt"
03-29-11 People think I use too many commas in my sentences, truth is, I am endorsed by several anti-MLA groups that promote commas in run-on sentences.
03-28-11 Today is March 28, or in the Central African Republic, Boganda Day, a celebration that signals the most historically insignificant day of the year.
03-27-11 I also think, that should be a sentence, and so should this.
03-26-11 I think, since I am part of this website, you should profile me in a blog entry.
03-25-11 Do you like me for me, or just my 32GB First Generation Zune?
03-24-11 What is the best type of duct tape for handy men, and what is the best type for kidnapping?
03-23-11 People that do not like me, I try to win them over, people that like me, I try to give them a reason not to.
03-22-11 Bro, my bracket is fucked!
03-21-11 Soft serve is probably the best thing you can vomit.
03-20-11 There wouldn't be ice cream markers on mapmyrun.com unless I was not supposed to consume ice cream while running, also I threw up ice cream during my run.
03-19-11 Kill the bass, boost the treble.
03-18-11 Today I stole some of Ryan's Chicken Tiki Masala and burned my mouth.....Karma
03-17-11 There should be a 3 in 1 shampoo, conditioner and White Sauce.
03-16-11 If you do not like someone, feed their pets garbage juice.
03-15-11 I was going to correct it, but I will leave the irony alone for the sentence on 03-12-11.
03-14-11 Man, I really cannot fall that far behind again.
03-13-11 There is a lot you can tell about a woman by their armpits
03-12-11 I would put more effort into my excuses, then my actual school work.
03-11-11 Snoop Dog just got back from the Sizizzizzizzler.
03-10-11 I pegged my future on their being a professional kickball league by the time I graduated.
03-09-11 I hope to someday to rowdy applause, extend my hand, drop the mic, and walk off the stage.
03-08-11 Living in a hasidic neighborhood, means I had to google hasidic to spell it right for a different sentence.
03-07-11 Living in a hasidic neighborhood, means I do not worry about being shot at... past sundown!
03-06-11 Shelden Williams' head looks like a Korean Pear.
03-05-11 The only movie I cried during was Osmosis Jones.
03-04-11 Ever since the world cup, I've been trying to trade shirts with everyone I meet.
03-03-11 I am going to treat baseball games, like I treat movies, yelling at people not to talk.
03-02-11 When someone tells you anything is possible, tell them to dribble a football.
03-01-11 I guess they are doing a college basketball tournament again this year.