May's Daily Dose of Rants

05-31-11  Like that documentary Supersize Me, but for 30 days all you consume is artificial popcorn butter.

05-30-11  I stopped drinking coffee for a month or so, and was told today at work, it made me quite mean.

05-29-11  How big of an acme barbell can I press?

05-28-11   Cocktails are hard-soft drinks.

05-27-11   I am running under the ticket of melting the statue of liberty down to pennies.

05-26-11   In upstate NY you can get awesome cookies off the deli counter for free.

05-25-11   Cannot identify the taste of one fruit in fruit punch.

05-24-11   Does the tune about shots apply to everybody?

05-23-11   Everyone you speak to thinks the Mets are an embarrassment to baseball, yet on tv, it appears they have fans.

05-22-11   I am not an adult until I understand APR.

05-21-11   No foundations to find a cure for summer colds!?

05-20-11   What in the Ham Sandwich happened here!?

05-19-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-18-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-17-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-16-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-15-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-14-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-13-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-12-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-11-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-10-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-09-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-08-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-07-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-06-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-05-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-04-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-03-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-02-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve

05-01-11   All work and no website makes Sonny want to eat soft serve