11-30-10 Sonny has requested today his sentence be a link. Eggnog Challenge 2010
11-29-10 Little known fact: William Shakespeare wrote in Comic Sans.
11-28-10 You can tell which sentences I sent via email, and which Ryan has recalled, through the level of appropriate punctuation.
11-27-10 This is easy, I've been writing sentences my whole life.
11-26-10 If all my friends had PS3's, I'd get an XBOX to prove my individuality.
11-25-10 I am the Michael Jordan of baseball of ultimate.
11-24-10 I bet being the elevator repairmen's union throw a banging Sunday-get-the-guys-together-and-watch-football party.
11-23-10 If you're not sure what day it is, it's Wednesday.
11-22-10 What is the official flavor of a tootsie-roll?
11-21-10 A lot of sports have awards, rugby has the "Super Rugby player of the Year" award.
11-20-10 When ever I see that bhangra dance, my brain immediately overdubs their music with the Skidamarink song.
11-19-10 I got tickets to the Knicks Magic March 28th "Asbestos Bowl" game.
11-18-10 The desert menu is dinner overtime.
11-16-10 If I had to choose a favorite sentence, it wouldnt be this one.
11-15-10 At a subway submarine sandwich shop, ask for the high shelf spinach, if they say there is no such thing, give them a wink, they know.
11-14-10 Fresh squeezed orange juice sounds better than fresh squeezed goat's blood.
11-13-10 I had a doughnut-web gem in the office.
11-12-10 A good insult for a guy carrying a sack of hammers while wearing MC hammer pants would be, HEY hammer-sack guy, go fuck yourself!
11-11-10 Daffy duck dresses like a priest.
11-10-10 I think of myself as pretty even-tempered, but very small blankets send me into a towering rage.
11-9-10 At baseball games instead of a glove, bring a bat to hit homeruns back.
11-8-10 It's funny that I'm legally allowed to vote, because I think I injured my jaw trying to fit my fist in my mouth yesterday.
11-7-10 I just drank somebody's milkshake.
11-6-10 How much do you think a mummy costs?
11-5-10 I have a new habit of mispronouncing "extreme" as "ex-trem-ay" in my head.
11-4-10 Pepperpetuallyunderratedmint Patties.
11-3-10 I'm doing a lot of pacing today.
11-2-10 Confirmed: You CAN skip ice cubes on a river.
11-1-10 Sharing nachos at a bar is basically a chip draft.