10-31-11 My favorite sentence is 11-4-10.
10-30-11 I baked a potato and I liked it.
10-29-11 A belly full of greasy lo mein is excellent.
10-28-11 Is it too late for me to be a bowtie guy?
10-27-11 Frowning like the first time I had broccoli rabe.
10-26-11 Ice cream sandwiches and rice crispy treats need to get together.
10-25-11 At parties, I constantly point to the ceiling, so in pictures it looks like I was having the best time.
10-24-11 There was a piece of floss stuck to my dumplings, pretty good floss too.
10-23-11 1. Pistachio 2. Cashew 3. Almond 4. P-nut 5. Macadamia
10-22-11 I wish more of my stuff was magnetic.
10-21-11 Watching sports is fun, getting to overpay for stale popcorn.
10-20-11 Having a job is cool, you to say things like, "get down to brass tacks."
10-19-11 Say adorkable.
10-18-11 The buzzer just rang by itself, I am not terrified.
10-17-11 When I say "bitch", I do not mean rude, it's just how I refer to women.
10-16-11 Third annual ENC on the horizon.
10-15-11 To get sentences, but also the narrative of my life, follow me.
10-14-11 Reheat your pizza in the oven.
10-13-11 Every day at work I keep a shooting percentage of crumpled papers into the waste basket.
10-12-11 Adjusting to single life: I had to do buy hangers, do my own laundry, and fold it.
10-11-11 The first thing you should say to someone to make an impression is, "I love topaz."
10-10-11 Working on rubrics for scoring naps.
10-09-11 Coney Island: if you like beaches, but also like hidden rusty objects.
10-08-11 I have a blood-candy content of .15.
10-07-11 Is culinary school under the umbrella of Women's Studies?
10-06-11 Hal-yes I want a Gyro right now.
10-05-11 Typically, painter's pants are white, and that seems like the worst color choice.
10-04-11 For x-mas I want a big chunk of ambiguous meat.
10-03-11 In Harlem, terrified of black people #whitemenproblems.
10-02-11 All cupcakes will be finished in three bites.
10-01-11 Cleaning my room and jamming stuff under my bed are the same thing.