12-31-11 I couldn't make it through the first sentence of the wiki article on chromium.
12-30-11 I gotta get my name changed and throw some umlaut's on that bitch.
12-29-11 Salsas centered around fruit are trying too hard.
12-28-11 Fresh or stale popcorn has the same texture.
12-27-11 William Tell shot the apple, or had the apple shot off him, whatever the case, the other guy deserves credit.
12-26-11 Melky Cabrera approach to women; swing at everything and constantly put on weight.
12-25-11 Ryan West has never met an S he "could" pronounce.
12-24-11 How many USMNT soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb, two, one to buy it, and Jonathan Bornstein to screw it up.
12-23-11 I just pumped my fist off of my wrist.
12-22-11 I am going to en the world in 2012.
12-21-11 Mature enough to think about buying a house, but not mature enough to stop writing letters to Nabisco encouraging them to make a bigger oreo.
12-20-11 Mormon-Mexican = Utaco
12-19-11 Steamed foods are healthier, I'd like to welcome back to my life the Orange Hostess Cupcake.
12-18-11 2012's resolution is the same as every years: clap the loudest at funerals.
12-17-11 All the NYK need to reach their potential is panic.
12-16-11 The most important thing about The Wire is the Orlando case.
12-15-11 Carmen Sandiego was the world's most successful terrorist.
12-14-11 People worry about a cure for HIV, when the CDC has not gotten through mono yet.
12-13-11 Cat food for my real friends, real food for my cat friends.
12-12-11 Was on time every day this week for work, but also, forgot my shift got pushed back by one hour.
12-11-11 Teach Me How to Douglas, Teach Me How to Tony Douglas
12-09-11 I cried when Mufasa died, I wanted to touch his paw.
12-08-11 For people that live the christian life, I do not have much to say, but they choose to live their lives within the borders of religious rules; I only live by one rule: steal as much money from your friends as possible.
12-07-11 I deleted all the tagged photos of me on facebook where I do not look incredibly handsome.
12-06-11 My bathroom mirror is like the closets in The Chronicles of Narnia, whereas the closet was an entry point to a magical world, the mirror is an entry point to bandaids.
12-05-11 I am so ready to fight, I have been practicing for literally minutes.
12-04-11 Naps are great, back-to-back naps are heaven on earth.
12-03-11 Everyone laughed when I was sucking on a candycane, but they were not laughing when I threatened them with my tounge wittled weapon.
12-02-11 More Gasol's, more scruff.
12-01-11 The beautiful autumn beards of movember have fallen, its that time of year, eggnog challenge.